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Sunday, September 26, 2010

Vampire Transformation Spell - Ebay!!

Posted by Joshua

I have to say they're pretty brave trying to sell these on Ebay, I thought this was priceless......I wonder if it makes you sparkle?

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VAMPIRE TRANSFORMATION SPELL
FIRST OF ALL I WOULD LIKE TO WELCOME YOU TO THIS LISTING. WHAT WE HAVE HERE IS A POWERFUL SPELL THAT CAN TAKE A MORTAL HUMAN AND TURN SHE/HE INTO IMMORTAL VAMPIRE! YES YOU HEARD ME, ILL SAY IT AGAIN "IMMORTAL VAMPIRE". IF YOU HAVE ALWAYS WANTED AND DREAMED, STARVED TO BE A VAMPIRE THEN THIS IS YOUR CHANCE. THIS SPELL IS SO POWERFUL THAT IS HAS WORKED SO FAST AND SOME HAVE GOTTEN RESULTS WITHIN THE FIRST 4 DAYS AT THE EARLIEST. AMAZING HUH? BUT I WILL SAY IT ALL DEPENDS ON THE PERSON WHO ITS CASTED ON. SOME TAKE LONGER AND SOME ARE VERY VERY QUICK WITH RESULTS. IT WILL MAINLY TAKE LONGER ON A PERSON IF THEY HAVE ALOT OF DARKNESS TO THEM. MEANING BAD/EVIL SPIRITS ATTACHED TO THEM THAT IS HARD TO GO AWAY. BUT DONT WORRY EBAY HAS SPELLS TO HELP WITH THAT.

SO I HAD MENTIONED VAMPIRE ABILITIES RIGHT? OK WELL LET ME EXPLAIN THAT. WITH THIS SPELL YOU CAN CHOOSE YOUR OWN VAMPIRE STRENGTHS AND WEAKNESS'S. SO WHAT EVER ABILITIES YOU WANT YOU WILL TELL ME AND I WILL TELL YOU IF ITS A POSSIBLE ABILITY TO HAVE. HERE IS A LIST OF THE MOST POPULAR VAMPIRE ABILITIES SOME LIKE.
STRENGTH
SPEED
PSYCHIC POWER
TELEPORTATION
IMMORTALITY
NEVER GROW OLD
SHAPESHIFTING
DO ACCEPT PAYMENTS TOO FOR SOME OF YOU THAT WOULD WANT TO. I THANK YOU FOR VISITING THIS LISTING AND IF YOU GOT ANY QUESTIONS ILL BE HERE TO ANSWER THEM, ALTHOUGH PLEASE DO NOT WORRY, IF I SOME HOW DONT GET TO YOUR EMAIL RIGHT AWAY THEN ITS BECAUSE IM BUSY.

THANK YOU

P.S. THIS SPELL IS FOR ONLY A TEMP TIME. FIRST 10 TO MAKE A PURCHASE WILL BE THE ONLY ONES TO HAVE THE SPELL CASTED. AFTER 10 ARE SOLD THEN ITS TO LATE AND YOUR LOSS.

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Source: - Ebay

1 comments:

Randy Weezner said...

hilarious.

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